👉 "A broad fingered, you ask? Well, let's break this down. 'Broad fingered' is like a superhero's handprint, but instead of saving the day, it's more likely to cause a panic in the nearest coffee shop. Picture this: 'After the gourmet latte was accidentally spilled on my broad fingered, I couldn't help but feel like my life had just been rewritten in ink, and now I'm staring at a giant smudge of my own making.'"